Is it spring yet?

... Wait - is it even winter yet? At least the daylight is getting longer now. Just waiting on a groundhog to give me my winter weather forecast.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

'The Champ'

Best engineering flow chart ever:

via @neiltyson

Does the Elf on the Shelf actually work for people?

Because it ain't working on my children. Just sayin' ...

- Charles Monroe Schulz

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“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”

- Maria Robinson

Louis Vuitton ... that is all.

(really? ... no caption necessary ... )

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

- Stephen Wright

Go ahead, take another day off.

Take the day off.

Nobody will mind.