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Triskaidekaphobia

- fear of the number thirteen

Friggatriskaidekaphobia - fear of Friday the 13th

(Yes, not a fan of either ... how about you?)

Today, the world changes. It is better. For one person made a difference, made a choice, helped someone else.

John 6:35-40

35	Jesus said to them, "I am the bread of life; he who comes to me shall not hunger, and he who believes in me shall never thirst.
36	But I said to you that you have seen me and yet do not believe.
37	All that the Father gives me will come to me; and him who comes to me I will not cast out.
38	For I have come down from heaven, not to do my own will, but the will of him who sent me;
39	and this is the will of him who sent me, that I should lose nothing of all that he has given me, but raise it up at the last day.
40	For this is the will of my Father, that every one who sees the Son and believes in him should have eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day."

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"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

- Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.”

- John Wooden

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