Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Rome did not build an empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
To steal ideas from oneperson is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
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