"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dinner."
"Dinner, who?"
"ARE YOU GOING TO EAT YOUR DINNER OR NOT?!?!"
"Can you go get my 'hammerfer', please?"
"What's a 'hammerfer'?"
"A hammer's for pounding nails and stuff."
"What did the carrot say to the rabbit?"
"What?"
"Please don't eat me!"
"What's the dog's favorite part of the house?"
"What?"
"The 'ROOF', 'ROOF'!"
... seriously, these are the jokes told at lunchtime amongst my children.
